The dialogs of the film are really famous today. Some of them are really mythic... Here are the most famous of the movie.

JULES
-- okay now, tell me about the hash bars?

VINCENT
What so you want to know?

JULES
Well, hash is legal there, right?

VINCENT
Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you
can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away.
You're only supposed to smoke in your home or certain designated
places.

JULES
Those are hash bars?

VINCENT
Yeah, it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to
own it and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's
legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, which doesn't really
matter 'cause -- get a load of this -- if the cops stop you, it's
illegal for this to search you. Searching you is a right that the
cops in Amsterdam don't have.

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VINCENT
Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer in a movie theatre. And I
don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer, like
in a bar. In Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's. Also, you
know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

JULES
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

VINCENT
No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the
fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

JULES
What'd they call it?

VINCENT
Royale with Cheese.

JULES
(repeating)
Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?

VINCENT
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

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FABIAN
Where did you get this motorcycle?

BUTCH
It's a chopper, baby, hop on.

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THE WOLF
Lead the way, boys -- get to work.

VINCENT
A "please" would be nice.

THE WOLF
Come again?

VINCENT
I said a "please" would be nice.

THE WOLF
Set is straight, Buster. I'm not here to say "please." I'm here to
tell you what to do.

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MIA
Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato.
The baby tomato is lagging behind the poppa and momma tomato. The
poppa tomato gets mad, goes over to the momma tomato and stamps on him -- and says: catch up.

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JULES
Just hang in there, baby, you're doing' great, Ringo's proud of you
and so am I. It's almost over, Now I want you to go in that bag
and find my wallet.

PUMPKIN
Which one is it?

JULES
It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker on it.

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Now I just advise you to watch and enjoy the movie !